WHY MEN R MEN AND WOMEN R WOMEN
Although scientists have discovered within our genes some of the answers to the riddles of social behaviour- Why Men are Men and Women are Women,there are enough questions still that can engage scientists and all of us untill deep into the next century.Here are some of WHYs ,gleaned fromday to day readings,conversations and BLAH BLAH BLAH
1.MEN never have an answer to,''Where are you going?''as they set off from home,especially if they are simply going round the corner to buy a packet of cigarrettes,WOMEN have to explain in detail where they are going ,even if it is for a bath,and especially what to do with the baby.
2.MEN have the Flu,WOMEN have a Cold.
3.MEN do one thing well in the morning,drink cup after cup of tea as they go through papers.In the same time ,Women make the cup after cup of tea,cook breakfast,bathe and feed the children,istruct the cleaning woman and the maid servant,iron shirts,salwar-kameez and uniforms, pack snack boxes for the school and the office lunches,supervize the cleaning of house,decide on the day's menu and help children finish putt_off untill the morning homework
4.MEN who go home to see their mothers are Good Sons, WOMEN who go home to their mothers are running back to mamas.
5.MEN who can easily dress themselvsfinds it impossible to dress a child.
6.WOMEN cannot properly replace caps on jars and tubes,MEN do such a good job of it that caps have to be prised open.
7.WOMEN think visitors are impressed by a clean house,MEN show off their stereo systems and computer ware.
8.MEN think brown trousers go fine with blue shirts and white shoes,WOMEN think the world will notice that they havn't shampooed their hair since yesterday.
9.MEN want to dry a woman's tear in secrecy,WOMEN want to soothe a cranky man with mutton korma.
10.Young MEN leave heaps of underwear on the bedroom floor,WOMEN leave their gold earrings under the mattress................
THE LIST GOES ON AND ON;';;';';';';';'';
1.MEN never have an answer to,''Where are you going?''as they set off from home,especially if they are simply going round the corner to buy a packet of cigarrettes,WOMEN have to explain in detail where they are going ,even if it is for a bath,and especially what to do with the baby.
2.MEN have the Flu,WOMEN have a Cold.
3.MEN do one thing well in the morning,drink cup after cup of tea as they go through papers.In the same time ,Women make the cup after cup of tea,cook breakfast,bathe and feed the children,istruct the cleaning woman and the maid servant,iron shirts,salwar-kameez and uniforms, pack snack boxes for the school and the office lunches,supervize the cleaning of house,decide on the day's menu and help children finish putt_off untill the morning homework
4.MEN who go home to see their mothers are Good Sons, WOMEN who go home to their mothers are running back to mamas.
5.MEN who can easily dress themselvsfinds it impossible to dress a child.
6.WOMEN cannot properly replace caps on jars and tubes,MEN do such a good job of it that caps have to be prised open.
7.WOMEN think visitors are impressed by a clean house,MEN show off their stereo systems and computer ware.
8.MEN think brown trousers go fine with blue shirts and white shoes,WOMEN think the world will notice that they havn't shampooed their hair since yesterday.
9.MEN want to dry a woman's tear in secrecy,WOMEN want to soothe a cranky man with mutton korma.
10.Young MEN leave heaps of underwear on the bedroom floor,WOMEN leave their gold earrings under the mattress................
THE LIST GOES ON AND ON;';;';';';';';'';
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